Thursday, August 11, 2005

Mean Jean 2006 Primary Poster Contest Winner

The Mockingbird is pleased to reveal the Jean Schmidt 2006 Primary Campaign Poster and Slogan Contest. The entries were plentiful, vulgar, and in some cases, downright pornographic.

Imagine the filth that invaded my mail server after I decided to sponsor a contest involving a scandal-plagued female politician who just happens to have the "DEAN OF CORN" as her campaign manager...

Those who don't know who the Dean of Corn is, you'll need to do some reseach into Joe Braun and persistent rumors of his status as one of the internet's most prolific "Dungeon Masters." And I'm not talking about Dungeons and Dragons, the ultimate geek role playing game. Sadly, I'm talking about dungeons and whips, hot candle wax, spanking, Richard Gere-style rodent insertion, sex slaves, and other such forms of adult depravity.

So, yes, I think the FBI is now investigating whether or not the Mockingbird is really just a front for some sexually perverted website. It's not - though it might be hard for Special Agent Lawrence to determine given the winning entry for the campaign poster contest.

So, without further adieu, I give you the Official Winner of The Mockingbird's Jean Schmidt 2006 GOP Primary Campaign Poster and Slogan Contest...


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Submitted by Tim Rudd, Clermont County GOP


So, Mr. Rudd has won the privelege of being the Honorary Mockingbird Publisher for a Day. We look forward to Mr. Rudd's entry in the coming days.

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