Monday, August 01, 2005

Welcome to The Mockingbird!

By now, most of the more intelligent people have managed to figure out that the forces at work behind Dewine's Daily Dose and Sins of the Father are not really associated with Patrick or Mike DeWine - as far as they know.

But in the past few weeks, it has become all too obvious that there are more politicians than we could possibly create blogs for. So we decided to roll everything up into a single, comprehensive source for all your political parodies - right here in one place - The Mockingbird.

We have also set up a super-secret, mostly untraceable email account so that you can email all your political dirt to us, and we will pass it along for public consumption. Our new email address is:

themockingbird@usa.com

I know many folks out there would love to know just who's behind these shenanigans, but like the title of this blog, it would be a sin to kill a mockingbird. Like Boo Radley in Harper Lee's novel, I do not seek attention, I just want to quietly slip my literary knife into "Mr. Ewell's" abdomen, then hide behind the door to observe the effects of my actions. But if the mask comes off, people tend to be a bit more careful around you if they know they might very well end up on a web site wearing a photoshopped swastika armband while saluting potential Congressbroad Jean "The Kraut" Schmidt.

Congressbroad. That's funny. Feel free to use it liberally whenever you are talking behind her back. I know I will at the Holiday Inn Eastgate Tuesday night. Yes, I will be there. But don't look for me, because I won't be wearing my Mockingbird ID badge. After all, Mr. Discipline, Joe Braun will be there and I don't particularly care for hot candle wax dripped on my exposed flesh. Something I'm sure he'd do if he learned I was... THE MOCKINGBIRD

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