Friday, October 28, 2005

Secret Meeting in Batavia

The Mockingbird has learned that Joe "Dean of Corn" Braun, campaign manager for temporarily-elected Jean Schmidt, has filed a lawsuit against Whistleblower publisher Charles Foster Kane for defamation of character stemming from the Blower's malicious reference to the Dean's alleged scandalous sexual escapades on the internet.

The Mockingbird can now report that Mr. Kane has hired reknowned attorney Chris Finney to defend him.

We now go live to a secret meeting at the Schmidt campaign headquarters in Batavia...

click on comic to view high-resolution version of the "Dean of Corn's" tender nipples


Anonymous Dean of Corn said...

Prepare to get your pants sued off and your buttocks spanked to a crimson red.

October 31, 2005  

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